Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Exams..go away!

Gurrrrrrrrrrr#&*$!!!!............I feel the pangs in my stomach and butterflies inside my heart.....strange na? who cares?.....universities(my final exams) are approaching towards my life at an alarming speed............and my life has slowly started turning upside-down!!!!Not that its the first time I am going to appear for them,but ironically this will be my last endeavour to clear unis!!!.............And I do not know why...but I am tensed.....very tensed! If the question paper fails to hit my neuronal cells at the right place.............I will be duped for a lifetime and all my previous nine points would be mean 'merely nothing'!!! So hear I am in the sexy and sleek MAHE library...scouring for books starting with strange names.! 30 minutes,to be precise,was the time that I took to search for RANG & DALE......until the librarian came to my rescue and told me that RANG & DALE was a pharmacology book and not a book on clinical pharmacy as I had earlier percieved.. Things really seem to have changed ....even my roomie,a hard-core party beast,did not party this saturday! And I dont know about others but I am developing strange symptoms.I am practicing 'seclusion' and all of a sudden I have become the biggest cynic of the world. Gosh!! too much for this 'chemical locha'!!If people give me notes,they become my 'best' friends....If they do not,they are selfish,self-centered,useless bastards....Afterall examination is the scale on which sentiments like love and friendship is tested!

The more you cram,the more you spew and hence the more you score.So I should ensure that the reverse-peristalsis system of my body is in place to make all the cramming wothwhile.' The HEPA filter used in the sterilty unit should have 99.67% purity(mind you not 99.66%)and it should work at the speed of 110feet/min'.UPDPL(the company from where I did my industrial training)had no HEPA filters at all.Infact,the company had no filters.No Good manufacturing procedures were followed there.And the company supplied 100 percent of its drugs to all the city hospitals of Lucknow and near-by areas.So that means that most of the patients in Lucknow consumed drugs that were manufactured in a company that did not utilise a thing of what I was learning for my final exams.Gosh!!why is India still so backward.DIGRESSIONS...DIGRESSIONS!!! Fifty percent of my time goes into thinking strange things in life; like,'why did she say that?she is so mean' or 'what must Salman be thinking now?does he really love Katrina?'....Gaud...please give me a break!!!Why does no one discuss about 'Obsessive Compulsive Digressive Syndrome' in pharmacology?
My marks ,though,will not change the world and neither getting good-marks will change my life for better...But comparative deprivation is hurting me like a sore in the ass.!.TV room has become as haunted as the end-point road in the night....and inspirational songs have failed to inspire me anymore.So here I am, practicing anothar stress-buster i.e. 'Blogging' to bring some relief to my boring life.And as I write this article,I am reminded of a quote from my college magazine,"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared,because the greatest fool can ask more than the wisest man can answer." Awfully sane!!

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